Things That Happen When You Have The Attention Span Of A Goldfish
If you have a short attention sp…oh, forget that, look, a butterfly!
There are times when you open your phone to call someone up and end up crushing candies.
People ask you if you’re free to listen to them for a minute, you say yes, and they tell their story having no idea that you’ve time travelled to the Alice in wonderland era.
There hasn’t been a single time in class when you were asked something and you could look anything other than puzzled.
You change the TV channel during commercials and miss the original show you were watching.
You have almost 100 tabs opened in your browser, because you just can’t make up your mind.
When you’re trying to concentrate on something, every sound in fascinating to you. No matter whose phone rings, you will be the first one to ask whose phone whose phone.
You open the fridge to get a drink, and end up being fascinated by the peanut butter, so you forget the drink, peanut butter is the new love (of course until something else shows up).
You have spoiled exams just because your seat was next to the window.
When you start looking for something on Wikipedia, you will end up searching a chain of thousand things and will never complete the first thing you ever started to read.
So if you started to read about the Taj Mahal, 3 hours later you will realize you know every single thing about the Mughals, except for the Taj Mahal.
You are always having something more interesting to look at or think about during an ongoing conversation.
Playing Minesweeper for the last 2 hours, you suddenly realise you actually came to your dad’s desktop to send an urgent email.
You have never read a book without having to go back again and again because somewhere in between, you’re reading, but actually just thinking what you will have for dinner next Sunday.
Your friend gives you a YouTube link saying it’s super funny, your first question is “how long is it?” “5 minutes” “oh, well forget it”.
You manage to buy everything else except what you actually had to buy, even when you have a list!
You’re mostly busy thinking to yourself and only get into a conversation when you suddenly hear your name.
Share this with your friends because I wish for an ice cream right now, oh look cake!