Troubles You Will Only Understand If You Have A Morning Job But You Hate Waking Up Early

By Swechchha
May 10, 2017

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So there are morning people (I don’t even know how they exist and why) and there are night people, and then there are those poor souls who are totally NOT morning people but their jobs force them to become one! Well, I am one of those unlucky people so I can completely understand your plight. So here are some awful things that happen to us because dude, we are not made to function like this!

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Troubles You Will Only Understand If You Have A Morning Job But You Hate Waking Up Early

1. Your biggest dream is to have a job that ends in the morning so you don’t have to get up in the morning.

2. You are so negative when you wake up that you can drown anybody you come across with you in this ocean of negativity.

3. You’re always (sort of) late because you just cannot get out of the bed immediately as you need some time to make peace with the fact that you must go to work every single morning until you retire.

4. You think of reasons to not go to work and go back to sleep because mornings are meant to sleep, aren’t they? Who get up so early in the morning? WHO?

5. You snooze the alarm and try to cut-short your plans for the morning, explaining yourself how it won’t matter if you reach 30 minutes late to work.

6. Every night before going to bed, you think you will get up, shine in the morning, and smile at people in the office. But what actually happens is this –

7. Your worst nightmare is an early morning meeting.

8. You dread that moment when you’re at the water cooler, half asleep, and some colleague wants to small talk.

9. Because they aren’t even aware of your plight, and how you’ve commuted to office half asleep.

10. Coffee is the saviour, your friend for life, because there’s nothing else that can save you from the wrath of daylight. The cafeteria people know your face by the name of ‘the one who drinks all the coffee’.

11. You have often reached office with last night’s messy bun and the clothes you found in the most accessible hanger in your wardrobe, or on the sofa, or what you wore the day before, hoping nobody remembers.

12. You have no idea how people can enter the office at 9.30 in the morning with perfect winged eyeliner, matching footwear, and well-kempt hair.

13. You’re so cranky in the morning you could be killed any moment because of how much you annoy the colleagues.

14. You hate those irritating early bird colleagues, and their morning chores, and their morning smiles, aaargghhhh! How can you smile, in, the MORNING!

15. You start to dread the morning from last night itself.

16. And you have no freaking idea who was the person who made this rule of getting up in the morning. Why can’t all jobs start at noon?

17. It’s so bad it’s not even funny!

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